Have you seen something strange? Do you want to?

hello sailor! have you appropriately strapped yourself to the mast of your ship so you cannot be ensorcelled? good, then you are safe to listen. i am space punk and everything you've heard about me is true. i do tantric Buddhism, witchcraft, consciousness exploration, and psychedelic art. you have found this website because magic is exists, as well as aliens.

you have travelled for so long. do you wish for an omen or a portent for your journey? you are not lost, are you? perhaps you need an enchanted item. do not worry, sailor. you have safely strapped yourself to the mast and thus no harm can come to you. please, come. sit and listen for a spell.

nothing is real and everything is possible.

what if the x-files or ghostbusters were real and you could call them?

i’m space punk, and i am a bardo tour guide. i help people who've brushed up against the anomalous, the liminal, and the extraordinary. i also help those who have not seen anything to find the adventure they seek. if you look to your left, you will see the vampire islands. if you look to your right you will see aliens. hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times, please.

have you seen something that is rewriting your internal map of reality? do you want to? buy a ticket, get in the boat, and i will help you on your way

Who I Am

What I Am Not

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